Great Plumbing Jokes and One Liners

Did you hear the one about the plumber, the Rabbi and the Priest?  No?  Well, neither did I!  With that said, I wanted to share with you some of my favorite jokes from plumbers around the nation.  Stuff I’ve made up or had told to me.  Hey, who doesn’t love a good plumbing joke, right?  Well, here we go!

“I worked with a plumber in Kansas City that always said, ‘Every time you flush your toilet, you’re putting food in my family’s mouth’.”  Think about that…

“Do you know how a Doctor and Plumber are both alike? They both bury their mistakes.” Rimshot!

“A plumber is the only person who can take a leak while they fix a leak!” Gross…

“When someone broke into the Columbia Missouri local police station and stole the toilet, it left the cops with nothing to go on…”  Priceless!

“A father was showing a new co-worker a picture of his five sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, “Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others’ educations.” Hahaha!

“Plumbers are the only people on Earth that can feel good about being shitty.” Doh.

I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed typing them.  And if this New Year rings in with a clogged drain or frozen pipes or some other plumbing calamity, don’t forget to give us a call!  We’re open 24/7…even on New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day : )

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