Did you hear the one about the plumber, the Rabbi and the Priest? No? Well, neither did I! With that said, I wanted to share with you some of my favorite jokes from plumbers around the nation. Stuff I’ve made up or had told to me. Hey, who doesn’t love a good plumbing joke, right? Well, here we go!
“I worked with a plumber in Kansas City that always said, ‘Every time you flush your toilet, you’re putting food in my family’s mouth’.” Think about that…
“Do you know how a Doctor and Plumber are both alike? They both bury their mistakes.” Rimshot!
“A plumber is the only person who can take a leak while they fix a leak!” Gross…
“When someone broke into the Columbia Missouri local police station and stole the toilet, it left the cops with nothing to go on…” Priceless!
“A father was showing a new co-worker a picture of his five sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, “Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others’ educations.” Hahaha!
“Plumbers are the only people on Earth that can feel good about being shitty.” Doh.
I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed typing them. And if this New Year rings in with a clogged drain or frozen pipes or some other plumbing calamity, don’t forget to give us a call! We’re open 24/7…even on New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day : )